Deception

Why do these donuts exist? They are always left at the bottom of the box and end up drying out and getting thrown out. I sometimes trick myself into eating one thinking it will be a beautiful marriage between an ooey gooey cinnamon roll and a fluffy donut. And each time I do I'm deceived. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me. Either be a cinnamon roll or be a donut! But you can't be both.